[to union member asleep next to him] Beggar's Union Member: Stop snoring! You'll wake up the lice.
MPalm Reader: [reading Watson's palm] I see two men. Two men. Brothers! Not in blood, but in bond.
Sherlock Holmes[Stan is staring at Wendy] Cartman: Hey, you're holding up the god damn lunch line!
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