There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what I like to call making muffins of us, muffins all like every other muffin in the muffin tin. This is the limi...
Ace Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. Ace Rothstein: ...An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take? Ace Rothstein: I don't care how long it ta...
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.
I believe that every one of us here tonight has as clear and vital a vocation as anyone in a religious order. We have the vocation of keeping alive Mr. Melcher's excitement in leading young people into an expanding imagination. Because of the very na...
I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped it in my mouth. "I can't believe you just did that!" "Yeah," I snarled up my lip, "didn't quite think that one through all the way.
Charlie Kaufman: To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Ma...
English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.
My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
Colin: Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady
This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
moonrise settle back with muffins and tea until the window empties
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance.
If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip. That's how I want to be remembered.
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your vegetables?'
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs.
