Randal Graves: I got to rent movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend, Dante.
Clerks IITom Baxter: Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie began.
The Purple Rose of CairoStan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut