I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeEveryone in the world ages at exactly the same rate and time. We’re all getting older in unison.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeWhenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeHow much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than a lifetime.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belongs.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeMusic is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeAfter learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar anyone?
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeEver since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeThe only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeWould you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeIf you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life