How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than a lifetime.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belongs.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeMusic is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeAfter learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar anyone?
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeEver since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeThe only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeWould you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeIf you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeMy wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeMy love is as blue as the sky, and if I had to attach a time to it I’d say midnight.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeWhat is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life