Look son, the Human Pig. (shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman! (deadpan)Another animal could do this?
Cartoon History of the Universe II, Vol. 8-13: From the Springtime of China to the Fall of RomeDon’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.
At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.