Quotes of: Moron Keyword

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

Adam Sandler

the Marmots of Impure Thinking were being banished by the Bicycle Wheel of Truth

Moron to Moron: Two Men, Two Bikes, One Mongolian Misadventure

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

J. D. Salinger

Jimmy Serrano: Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.

Midnight Run

Rocky: You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a *moron* to wanna be a fighter.

Rocky

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

Martin Mull

There has been this - and it's reflected in the broadcasts - this moronic use of statistics. Which has suggested to everyone who is intelligent the use of statistics is moronic.

Michael Lewis

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

Alice Sebold

It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.

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Tuffnut: I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon! Ruffnut: Or mine! Tuffnut: Eh, you're such a moron. Fishlegs: [pokes Ruffnut seductively] A beautiful moron. Snotlout: [also pokes Ruffnut seductively] Yeah.

How to Train Your Dragon 2

The computer is a moron.

Peter Drucker

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

David Ogilvy

In Italy there are about 60 million people and we know how high is the percentage of morons on national soil. However, in China there are about 1.4 billion people and in India almost 1.3 billion. Therefore I wonder then, if more or less all the world...

L'Italia in breve.

Jake Sully: Neytiri calls me skxawng. It means "moron."

Avatar

Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?

Wake

I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman.

Sebastian Horsley

Phil: Morons, your bus is leaving.

Groundhog Day

Moron, your bus is leaving-from Groundhogs Day Bill Murray

Angelica

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Uh-oh, we got a moron here.

Scent of a Woman

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

Ted Rall

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.

Michael Bassey Johnson