One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho MarxI wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play.
Herb AlpertSecretary of State Colin Powell, thank you so much, as always, for joining us this morning.
Hannah StormWhen you walk out of your house in the morning, you don't know what you're going to see.
Kyle ChandlerI can write all the way through the morning, when my mind is clear, and there are no distractions.
Karen Thompson WalkerThis morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield