'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives.
Scott AdsitKing of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice... Prince Herbert: Herbert. King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...
Monty Python and the Holy GrailThe whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two miracles.
Richard DawkinsKing Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Monty Python and the Holy GrailKnight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
Monty Python and the Holy GrailKing Arthur: Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
Monty Python and the Holy GrailMonty Brogan: [Mary drinks her champagne all at once] Did you like that? Mary D'Annunzio: Yep.
25th HourA Quote from Monty's journal in GOD MUST BE WEEPING. "I felt as anonymous as a grain of sand.
God Must Be Weeping