Simon: I'm a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.
Die Hard: With a VengeanceHe was a predator - a big, scary, hot-looking predator. And I wanted to be his prey.
Of Gods and Monsters: MenoetiusI'm an invisible monster. I'm incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.
Invisible MonstersWhen people did stupid things around him, that was usually the last thing they did.
Swamp Monster MassacreWatch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.
Party Monster: A Fabulous But True Tale of Murder in Clubland