If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.
It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls.
The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
Jeffrey Goines: [sighs] Get out of my chair!
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.
If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.
Today was my forty-fifth birthday. Impending old age and a problem marriage were staring me in the face. Not a good place to be. I figured that right now, I had two choices — crawl out of the pit, or wallow and die. To wallow or not to wallow? That...
Office Lady: Can I help you? Natalie: Oh, we're just, uh, waiting for Mr. Richardson. He said he had to finish a phone call. Office Lady: [skeptically] Okay. Keith: [as soon as the office lady closes the door] Goddamn that Richardson! Natalie: Yeah! ...
Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.
Even monkeys fall from trees.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
The key is, if you're not monkeying around with the script, then everything usually goes pretty well.
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.
Monkey: A rolling bear gathers no hair!
Barry: Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey.
Jeffrey Goines: My father is God! I worship my father!
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Yeah and purple monkeys fly from my ass at dawn.
