Quotes of: Monkey Keyword

When I was a little girl, I loved monkeys. I wanted to be a primatologist. I went to the careers office to ask how. Because nobody could give me a good answer, I opted for acting.

Audrey Tautou

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

Douglas Coupland

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one point, I had three males on my head and shoulders.

Carolyn Murphy

Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

Fight Club

Veronica Quaife: Oh are you serious? A monkey just came apart in there. Seth Brundle: Baboon. Eat.

The Fly

Monkey: [after the Furious Five bowed to Po in his dream] We should hang out. Po: Agreed.

Kung Fu Panda

Barry the Baptist: Fucking northern monkeys! Lenny: I hate these fucking southern fairies!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Herb Brooks: That look like hockey to you? [pause] Herb Brooks: To me it looks like two monkeys trying to hump a football.

Miracle

Boss Spearman: [to Button] By God, if you're gonna pick your feet like a monkey, you do it down-wind.

Open Range

Wallace: Hey... is that the cops? I'm an innocent victim in here! I was attacked by a coked up whore and a - a fuckin' crazy dentist!

Twelve Monkeys

Honey: They dance like they've danced before. George: It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

Teddy Sheringham

i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Love

I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.

William Congreve

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.

Ian Hart

Jeffrey Goines: When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively in the guise of mental health. I was interrogated, I was x-rayed, I was examined *thoroughly*. [turns head and coughs] Jeffrey Goines: Then, they took everything about me...

Twelve Monkeys

But at the end of the day, you can't major in Making Stuff, so it was Art by default.

The Cheese Monkeys

I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.

Friends With Benefits: Rethinking Friendship, Dating & Violence

Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death…

Bad Monkeys

The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest art in music or the drama which secures for the gifted artists a world-wide fame princes well might envy.

P. T. Barnum

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.

If I Were a Man