Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...
Nigel Stone: You know what they're calling you? Amin's white monkey.
Alejandro Sosa: I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to *fuck me!*
Captain Hadley: What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
James Cole: Oh, wouldn't it be great if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay.
James Cole: I want the future to be unknown. I want to become a whole person.
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.
I felt so skinless at times! Things hit me so hard!
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.
you were attacked by cement monkeys?
And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.
A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.
When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!
I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.
Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates.
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?
