I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.
Instead of the calendrical terms Monday, Tuesday and so forth, we cheerfully offer the following surrogates. Use them freely and often, for their use honors us all. For Sunday, please use Sunshine. For Monday. pleasy use Monty. For Tuesday, please us...
Sometimes all that’s needed to heal a wounded soul and lift a sagging spirit is one loving listener, for at its core, listening is love–love that sacrifices its need to be heard in favor of hearing, a desire to lecture in favor of learning, an op...
If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civiliz...
People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.
Dream up a book on Monday, publish it on Friday.
I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.
Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday.
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad.
If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred.
My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs?
In New York it seems like there's no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great.
You can win a talent show and be so famous that you can't walk down the street, but no-one knows you next Monday.
I don't believe we have a professional self from Mondays through Fridays and a real self for the rest of the time.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
Miss Appleby, her library books, and her story-telling sessions were very popular with all the children in Heavenly Valley. To Nancy and Plum they were a magic carpet that whisked them out of the dreariness and drudgery of their lives at Mrs. Monday'...
[Rob turns off Barry's tape] Barry: OK, buddy, uh, I was just tryin' to cheer us up so go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care. Rob: I don't wanna hear old sad bastard music, Barry, I just want something I can ignore. Barry: Here's...
I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
Your religion is not what you do on Sunday. It is how you live Monday through Saturday.
