Carol: Oh, no, not me. Not old Carol. The night is young and I'm not hittin' the rack till I get a little action.
Street Pickup: Why don't you just go home? Paul Hackett: Pal, I've been asking myself that all night.
Paul Hackett: Is Marcy here? Kiki: She had to go to the all-night drugstore. Paul Hackett: Is she all right? Kiki: It's under control.
[From trailer] Tony Stark: N way we all get through this... Steve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.
Young Ed Bloom: It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
Alicia: Who are you talking too? Nash: The Garbageman Alicia: Garbagemen don't come at night. Nash: [Hearing the Garbageman outside] Guess around here, they do.
Buck Swope: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.
Dirk: Aren't you gonna take your skates off? Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.
[Rollergirl scratches her crotch] Amber Waves: What's going on down there? Rollergirl: I have to go pee. Amber Waves: Well, pee then.
Dirk: I can't. I just can't get it hard. I just can't. I'm sorry. Surfer: You shouldn't do this sorta thing, faggot.
Buck Swope: [to his pregnant wife] How's my little kung fu fighter? Jessie St. Vincent: He's kicking ass inside my stomach.
Rahad Jackson: You want somethin' to drink? A little pill, a little coke, a little dope? I got everything!
Rollergirl: [to Amber in a documentary about Dirk] He can fuck really hard or he can fuck really gently. He's the best.
Amber Waves: Too many things too many things too many things... I wanna go for a walk. Let's go for a walk.
Lord Bottoms: As lord of these lands I will bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union. Bride's Father: Oh, by God, you will not!
Ken: I'm sorry about the message last night. The man who left it is a bit of a... well, he's a bit of a... Marie: Cock? Ken: Yes, a bit of a cock.
Jim: [Bart comes in after spending the night with Lili Von Stupp] Oh deary dear. Look what the cat dragged in.
Reverend Johnson: [praying] O Lord, do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off? Townspeople: Amen.
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop.
Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the night with the other
Anyone who has spent a few nights in a tent during a storm can tell you: The world doesn't care all that much if you live or die.
