There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsI never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsI’m as efficient as a fish in the desert. I make love like a sundial at night.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeIf you can change things, change them, but don't waste time worrying about things you can't change.
Night's Child