Quotes of: Moms Keyword

My first real kiss was in seventh grade. It was at the movie 'Hardball,' starring Keanu Reeves, and it was with my little sixth grade girlfriend. It was the first time we were alone. Her mom was sitting two rows in front of us!

Matt Prokop

I want to buy my mom a house; I want my family to never have to worry about anything. And I just want to have an amazing career in music, because I love to do it.

Ashthon Jones

Some women give birth and then two weeks later look amazing. I don't think I'm going to be one of those women, and I'm OK with that. I just want to be a good mom; I don't really care about having a hot bod.

Sara Rue

You can be good at technology and like fashion and art. You can be good at technology and be a jock. You can be good at technology and be a mom. You can do it your way, on your terms.

Marissa Mayer

I think it was my mom's attitude about art and being part of the narcissistic digital generation or whatever that made me think anyone would care what I had to say about anything!

Tavi Gevinson

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants.

Anna Dressed in Blood

When we pour out our miseries, He hears a melody of us needing and desiring what only He can give.

Hope For The Weary Mom

Katie, honey, you need a date for your sister’s wedding.” “I had a date, Mom. He’s marrying the bride.

Sister of the Bride

Mom smiled and brushed my hair away from my face. “You can call yourself whatever you want.” “Okay. Sophie Awesome Sparkle-Princess it is.

Spell Bound

Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it's a compliment.

Mom's Little Black Book: Godly Advice for the High School Graduate

If a gal reaches half an hour before for a date and then calls you saying that she is waiting Dude! Marry her! What you're thinking?

Mom Says No Girlfriend

Love says hello, and hate says goodbye. Your mom also says hello.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

But my mom shook her head at him and said to me, "Yes, you made your bed, but for heaven's sakes, don't just lie in it!

Navigating Early

Oh my God ... YOU are real. Oh my God ... You ARE real. OH MY GOD ... You are REAL! Oh my God ... You're really real!

Nowhere But Up: The Story of Justin Bieber's Mom

That was what his mom always said. She was probably right. Last time he talked to a werewolf, he ended up dating her.

Long Night Moon

Grace and chocolate cake can cover a world of awkwardness.

Surprised by Motherhood: Everything I Never Expected about Being a Mom

You self-proclaimed "MILF" hunters have it all wrong -- we aren't the prey, YOU are. You are but a Service Male - a SMILF!

The Secret Sex Life of a Single Mom

I watch the Eruptions. Mount Dad, long dormant, now considered armed and dangerous. Mount Saint Mom, oozing lava, spitting flame. Warn the villagers to run into the sea.

Speak

I have a spreadsheet of all the women I'd like to spread and sheet. Your mom is on my list. So is your grandma, may she rest in peace.

Sleepwalking is restercise

Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek! You could be Alex SQUARED!

Spectral Witness

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.

The Titan's Curse