Right, except I'm not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of bastard lies to his own mother?
An Abundance of KatherinesEvery time I see you, the only thing that is on my mind is "Grab her. Kiss her.
Mom Says No GirlfriendWhen I see my phone light up, I always hope that it's a text message from you
Mom Says No GirlfriendAnd I always say that to the children: “You are the greatest thing I ever did in my life!
Mom: A Celebration of Mothers from StoryCorpsWhoa, don't assume, dude," Marco said. "My mom always said, when you you make an of and --
Lost in BabylonSomething my mom likes to say when she's up on her equal-opportunity soapbox floats through my head:
Like No OtherI don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.
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