Quotes of: Modern-woman Keyword

Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.

Play

A woman can't do anything about her appearance. Either she's pretty or she isn't. But her character is quite another matter.

The Prize

Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you.

Persuasion

You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple oragasms to.

The Proposal

Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.

Passionate Thirst

One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.

The Painted Veil

Unwittingly, the feminists acknowledge the superiority of the male sex by wishing to become like men.

The Privilege of Being a Woman

A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the mason of every woman’s dreams. 

Rick Bet Blank

If you were to ask me if I have ever loved a woman, I'd probably reply, "Two gallons of milk and a midget.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My heart is closed, but open. Closed to one woman in particular, but open to the public. Guided tours are offered Monday through Friday 9-5.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If a woman defined herself solely by the man she was with—and vice versa—the world would be a very shallow and insipid place, indeed.

Touched with Sight

I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate with a woman as romantic as a flower. Love doesn’t have to sting.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend.

The Three Sisters

I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent “p.” Stay quiet woman!

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a gay bar? I was there to meet a woman, I think.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his ear off.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman she’s standing next to?

This Book Has No Title

Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I’m a good mother?

This Book Has No Title

...tears and rain are the same thing, they're meant to wash you clean and make you grow. If you don't let them out, you'll drown inside.

The Tiger's Woman

Only insecure boys will belittle a woman. The greatest way to "man-up" is to empower women.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience