I eat footballs, and I shit touchdowns. And I always wear a helmet when I make love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My feelings for her faded from black to red. Was I in love—or in hell?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is nebulous, like my idea of what the word nebulous even means.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Most guys confuse lust and love. I am in sex with you.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is like a hollowed out piece of chocolate, filled with melted music.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.We made love to music, which was complicated, because I was also the composer and conductor.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is like meatloaf—don’t make it after midnight, unless you’re wearing a condom.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is a cloudless sky, and I’m having the longest drought of my life.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My love tastes like a raincloud. Best taken when suffering from desert mouth.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage
Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and PoemsAll failure is failure to adapt, all success is successful adaptation.
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