Quotes of: Misspelled Keyword

I’m such a terrible speller that sometimes I misspell words so bad that they become unreadably readable. For example, I might misspell a simple word like “Love” and have it come out as the properly spelled “Hate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Harlan Ellison

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Steven Wright

I collect misspellings of my last name. Jame McRoy, McGros, Legras - it's become kind of a sport.

James LeGros

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Hedi was and is still misspelled 'Heidi,' and my perception of genders ended up slightly out of focus from an early age.

Hedi Slimane

I always misspell the word “unique,” just to keep it youneeq.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.

Notable American Women

If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise your hadn.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

During my military service, I performed a sketch in which I played a flea called Max. So when critics kept misspelling my name, I decided to change it and thought, 'Ah! Max!'

Max von Sydow

And I love the hate mail I get, the unsigned, misspelled letters I get telling me to go back to Russia or wherever.

Henry Rollins

("A house without a library in it is without dignity, like a motel, or a city with no bookstores, a town without a school, or a misspelled letter.") [ ]

Edmondo De Amicis

I think I understand what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers.

William Tecumseh Sherman

I think I know what military fame is; to be killed on the field of battle and have your name misspelled in the newspapers.

William T. Sherman

If I had my clone take a test for me, it’s likely I’d misspell my own name. And I’m terrible at remembering people’s names—even if that person is me.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Mitch Hedberg

My father's name is Dee, so when I was born they named me Katherine Dee and they took the K from Katherine and put it with his name, sort of to give me my dad's namesake. But it's hysterical how often it gets misspelled. I used to be like, 'No one ca...

KaDee Strickland

Colombians might live in one of best places in the world to grow coffee beans, yet their cups of coffee come from dehydrated granules in tiny plastic packages. This is the definition of tragedy.

Misspelled Paradise: A Year in a Reinvented Colombia

If you have someone in your life that you are grateful for - someone to whom you want to write another heartfelt, slanted, misspelled thank you note - do it. Tell them they made you feel loved and supported. That they made you feel like you belonged ...

Lisa Jakub

John's master, in allowing his slaves to marry, was much more liberal than most slave owners, who allowed their slaves no such liberty. As a rule negro men were not allowed to marry at all, any attempt to mate with the negro women brought swift, sure...

Love

It didn't help when he told David that his mother would always be with him, even if he couldn't see her. An unseen mother couldn't go for long walks with you on summer evenings, drawing the names of trees and flowers from her seemingly infinite knowl...

The Book of Lost Things