Friends confront each other sometimes, and sometimes the friendship lasts, and sometimes it doesn't.
All you need to do to be my friend is like me.
Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather.
There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.
Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?
I don't believe in God in the way I often see described by religion.
My God, there are so many mediocre screenplays out there.
Through prayer, fasting, and studying, God will answer.
Make God first priority. He's worth it!
A running theme in my life is my inability to say no to anything.
One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it.
It was the roughest time in my life. Connie helped me through it.
Well, I've been a fan of videogames all my life.
Players suffer coaching changes all the time; it's life in the NFL.
In life, comedy occurs naturally, as it should, in the most appalling of circumstances.
Formula One has been the backdrop of my life.
I've had two pedicures in my life, and they were glorious.
I'd love to interview Mick Jagger, but that might be scary.
Tell me, Connie, is your mother still dead?
I couldn't imagine not having clean water.
You cannot step into the same river twice.
