Sometimes people walk into plays by accident - they don't even know what they're looking at; they just think to give it a chance. That can be the beginning of a long friendship.
Shooting in Hong Kong, you can do whatever you want, even change the script every day. In Hollywood, you have to have a lot of meetings.
My life is what it is, and I can't change it. I can change the future, but I can't do anything about the past.
I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.
There is a certain moment in the film when the son is in the nursing home and he goes to the television and turns it off because he sees himself in the image.
I live right under the Hollywood sign, so that every day when I drive home I'm reminded of why I'm here.
My friends tell me I'm the most boring celebrity they know! A typical night for me is at home in California or watching movies in my pyjamas.
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat, and I've actually been known to stay home and knit.
It is when I am on stage that I feel most comfortable. It is my home. It is the only thing I have known since I was a kid.
Believe me, you can get into a lot of trouble being sixteen years old in a foreign country with no adult telling you when to come home.
A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it.
I get as much sleep as possible. When I get home, I have just enough energy to lay out my clothes and go to bed.
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.
I grew up in a home and in a world in which you can do anything. We were all expected to go to college. My father was a doctor.
I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye, get me out of here.
I feel like you learn how to do school in second grade through fifth grade. During those years, I was never home.
I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it.
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
I didn't grow up in a home that glorified Hollywood. We didn't watch TV. We didn't have a lot of magazines around.
Just because I managed to do a little something, I don't want anyone back home to think I got the big head.
