The miser does not own the gold, it is the gold that owns the miser.
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I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the...
Alvy Singer: I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing t...
A miser's money takes the place of wisdom.
A miser and a liar bargain quickly.
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
The miser destroys what he collected.
Death has the key to open the miser's chest.
It's sin and not poverty that makes men miserable.
Death is the key that will open a miser's coffers.
The miser is his own mother-in-law.
To beg of the miser is to dig a trench in the sea.
To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable.
When misers die, children open up their coffers.
He who lives by medical prescriptions lives miserably.
While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.
Elizabeth Bennet: He looks miserable, poor soul. Charlotte Lucas: Miserable he may be, but poor he most certainly is not. Elizabeth Bennet: Tell me. Charlotte Lucas: 10,000 a year and he owns half of Derbyshire. Elizabeth Bennet: The miserable half?
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Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
