Quotes of: Misdemeanors Keyword

Judah Rosenthal: It's pure evil, Jack! A man kills for money and he doesn't even know his victims!

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Yeah, I lost court cases and misdemeanor juries, but of felony jury trials I was successful 105 of 106 times.

Vincent Bugliosi

Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors. Very overlooked movie, I think, and really his best. And currently I like Big Fish!

David Zucker

Ben: It's a human life. You don't think God sees? Judah Rosenthal: God is a luxury I can't afford.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Clifford Stern: [on Lester] When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he wants is to exchange fluids.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Lester: If you play your cards right, you could have my body. Halley Reed: Wouldn't you rather leave it to science?

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Sol Rosenthal: Whether it's the Bible or Shakespeare, murder will out! Judah Rosenthal: Who said anything about murder? Sol Rosenthal: You did.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Clifford Stern: [of Lester] I love him like a brother... David Greenglass. [You could look him up]

Crimes and Misdemeanors

[history is written by the winners. And if the Nazis had won, future generations would understand the story of World War ll quite differently]

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Where questions of religion are concerned, people are guilty of every possible sort of dishonesty and intellectual misdemeanor.

The Future of an Illusion (The Standard Edition)

In fact, for all kinds of offenses - and, for no offenses - from murders to misdemeanors, men and women are put to death without judge or jury; so that, although the political excuse was no longer necessary, the wholesale murder of human beings went ...

Ida B. Wells

Clifford Stern: Listen, I don't know from suicides. Y'know, where I grew up, in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Y'know, everyone was too unhappy.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Clifford Stern: [after being handed a box of Milk Duds] Great. Now I can get rid of my few remaining teeth.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Cliff Stern: I think I see a cab. If we run quickly we can kick the crutch from that old lady and get it.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Judah Rosenthal: [to Ben] Jack lives in the real world. You live in the kingdom of heaven. I'd managed to keep free of that real world but suddenly it's found me.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

[There's this joke: about the prizefighter who enters the ring, and his brother turns to the family priest and says, "Father, pray for him." And the priest said, "I will, but if he can punch, it'll help."]

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Callie Travers: Just what do you consider going too far? Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?

High Plains Drifter

Where the questions of religion are concerned people are guilty of every possible kind of insincerity and intellectual misdemeanor.

The Future of an Illusion (The Standard Edition)

Clifford Stern: [on receiving his love letter back] It's probably just as well. I plagiarized most of it from James Joyce. You probably wondered why all the references to Dublin.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Clifford Stern: [to his wife] Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, ok. It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday.

Crimes and Misdemeanors

Vincent Hanna: What are you going to take them on? Breaking and entering? They didn't steal anything, don't you get it? It gets knocked back to some chicken shit misdemeanor they do six months and their out, no fucking way

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