Clifford Stern: A strange man... defecated on my sister. Wendy Stern: [pause] ... why?
Crimes and MisdemeanorsClifford Stern: [on Lester's films] I can't watch his stuff. It's sub-mental.
Crimes and MisdemeanorsI probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.
Paul ReubensHalley Reed: After all, he is an American phenomenon. Clifford Stern: Yeah, but so is acid rain.
Crimes and MisdemeanorsJudah Rosenthal: If you want a happy ending, you should go see a Hollywood movie.
Crimes and MisdemeanorsLester: I told you I'm putty in your hands. Halley: What am I gonna do with a handful of putty?
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