Quotes of: Midget Keyword

Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.


$3.33

Midgets smell like small, and I’m in the mood for a medium, like a large coffee from Starbucks.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a rainbow of emotion. My favorite part is the pot of gold and the Irish midget.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I got excited when I saw a midget, and then disappointed when I realized it was just a child. Those things are so common.

Sleepwalking is restercise

In my new job, I have big shoes to fill. My predecessor was a midget.


Sleepwalking is restercise

Is this the baby?" I said. Ma turned on me again. "What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?

Tenth of December

If you were to ask me if I have ever loved a woman, I'd probably reply, "Two gallons of milk and a midget.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But still I’d like to try. Just not while mass is in session.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Books are portable companions. But so are midgets.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Last night at work, I was short people. I was two midgets and a mute.


Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe.

Xazaqazax

I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.

Xazaqazax

Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people.

Peter Dinklage

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Mitch Hedberg

Day baseball is now dead for all practical purposes. Sooner or later, the game will be played in its entirety at night, and as I've said before, then baseball will be squarely in the amusement, the entertainment business along with wrestling, midget ...

Larry MacPhail

Newscaster: Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all. Sophie, you're practically a midget," he reminded her.

Burning Up

A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a cheap motel room to a midget.


Rick Bet Blank