Quotes of: Midget Keyword

I’ve got the ego of a giant midget. Yes, it’s just that small. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some.

Xazaqazax

How can you have a rock n' roll circus without a midget?

Nikki Sixx

Ray: [to Chloe] You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget.

In Bruges

My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost his touch. That it was the cars and not the drivers. I wanted to race just to prove all those people wrong.

A. J. Foyt

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Clive James

Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets.

The Holy Wild: Trusting in the Character of God

I’m stronger than a pack of crackers and a pack of midgets, but not the PAC 12. PAC 11, maybe, but not 12.

This Book Has No Title

I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them.

Nikki Sixx

With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.

$3.33

I long for your love like the length of a midget.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

For such small heads, little kids seem to have the biggest brains. No disrespect to midgets.

Sleepwalking is restercise

Just like wearing black makes you look thinner, wearing a midget makes you look taller. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget.

Sleepwalking is restercise

I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.

Rodger Ward

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

Gilbert Gottfried

It's a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over central park.

Jim Moran

That goddam stunted, red-faced, big-cheeked, apple-cheeked, curlyheaded, midget assed, , google-eyed, undersized, grinning, buck-toothed rat!!" Yossarian sputtered. ~ Catch-22

Joseph Heller

Gil Shepherd: You can't learn to be real. It's like learning to be a midget.

The Purple Rose of Cairo

Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world.

Christo