The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.
Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that......
I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me the superior land animal.
Love is like a tall tree standing next to a midget. Well, it was like that, before it just walked away, leaving the midget just standing there, looking taller than normal.
Ray: I saw your midget today. Little prick didn't even say hello. Chloë: Well, he's on a lot of ketamine. Ray: What's that? Ray: Um, horse tranquilizer. Ray: Horse tranquilizer? Where'd he get that? Chloë: I sold it to him. Ray: You can't sell hors...
Ray: What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets! Ken: Ray... [Ray runs off and watches Jimmy being instructed by the director, who Jimmy flicks off as soon as he leaves] Ken: Ray, come on. Let's go. Ray: My ars...
There’s nothing like a good murder to remind you that life is short. So are midgets. This guy was obviously not a midget, and that’s why he moved to the top of my suspect list (I arranged my suspects by height, rather than organized them alphabet...
[Discussing how to counter Homer Stokes' campaign for governor] Junior O'Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his. Pappy O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter ho...
Judge Doom: I'm looking for a murderer. A rabbit. A toon rabbit... [goes over to midget drinker and presses down on him and the midget squats] Judge Doom: Dolores: Well look, there's no Rabbit here. So don't come in here harrassing my customers. Jud...
There is no role I cannot play except a midget.
Jake Gittes: Hello, Claude. Where'd you get the midget?
Doughboy: Sometimes, I like to hold a midget.
It's strange, isn't it, how you never know you're living the best time of your life at the moment you're living it? If you could appreciate, at that instant, that this is it, maybe you'd make certain your mind imprinted every detail of the sights, sm...
We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong.
If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Doyle: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as dri...
Initially, I’m one E short of being a JOKE. Midgets are also short.
The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'