If it were a real effort to live in the Middle Ages, your life would be one perpetual prevarication.
Goldwin SmithAbove all, it is not decency or goodness of gentleness that impresses the Middle East, but strength.
Meir KahaneMiddle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett CerfMiddle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
Lillian Gordy Carter