A warrior dies in battle; a mountain climber on the rocks, but a farmer dies of old age.
New ZealanderMan is like palm-wine: when young, sweet but without strength; in old age, strong but harsh.
CongoleseI love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.