If it were a real effort to live in the Middle Ages, your life would be one perpetual prevarication.
Goldwin SmithMiddle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett CerfMiddle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
Lillian Gordy CarterMiddle school is for being like everyone else; middle age is for being like yourself. (430)
Younger by the Day: 365 Ways to Rejuvenate Your Body and Revitalize Your SpiritThe really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris DayIt flourished with the Saracens, and suffered in the obscure and fanatical days of the Middle Ages.
Isaac Mayer Wise