She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love microwave dinners. I also like eating other appliances, like fridges and dishwashers.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeRevenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable
And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?My favorite thing to do is watch the radiation box. Not the TV, but the microwave.
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