I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something. Nobody's putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.
Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.
The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying.
Detective Richie Roberts: What the fuck is a microwave?
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Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.
orgasm for women like coal( that takes lot of time to get heat) , and men like microwave..just push the button
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.
The powerful chords that emanated from the radio heated me from the inside out, like a microwave.
I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours.
Boredom is a fearsome prospect. There's a limit to the number of cars and microwaves you can buy. What do you do then?
Kevin McCallister: Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Kate McCallister: Where are the passports and tickets? Peter McCallister: I put them in the microwave to dry em' off.
War created the conditions for great advances in technology...without war men would not traverse oceans in hours, travel in space, or microwave popcorn.
My bed’s comforter is yellow. It has to be to hide all the melted butter stains. I make love like microwave popcorn—only in half the time!
Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty.
Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today.
Eddie: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
