We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best man at Jesus' wedding.
Juan MarichalEverybody says it: black, white; everybody calls me a legend. Italians, Jews. Everybody.
Roberto DuranLittle League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi BerraMickey Ward: Don't use their nicknames. Charlene Fleming: Rather not fuckin' call 'em anything.
The FighterMickey: I'll be the father, all you have to do is masturbate into a little cup.
Hannah and Her SistersThere ain't a body, be it mouse or man, that ain't made better by a little soup.
The Tale of DespereauxI had a mouse in my apartment and I couldn't sleep for two nights. I hate mice. They move so fast.
Matt Czuchry