I'm related to Davy Crockett on my mom's side. Honest.
I'm proud of what I look like. I'm proud that I look like my mom.
My mom was a '70s mom. She paved a road that no one had yet walked.
Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
My mom was Jewish, so some would call me Jewish.
Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing.
I became a mom at 37 and having a child has been an emancipation for me.
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
I'm a full-time mom right now and a part-time actress.
My goal is to make my kids as happy as possible.
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
My parents made us do everything, try everything.
Lots of opera singers are just boring.
Look out for Number One. If you don't, no one else will.
Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.
If I died tomorrow, I would be a happy girl.
Baseball is just my job.
Don't tell me to watch the beat. You watch me.
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
I don't like to read the Internet; I'm not aware of what's going on.
The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the first rule.
