I always sang harmony with my family growing up.
Being a kid and growing up is such a cool part of life.
I have a lot of hang-ups in life with men. I'm not very trusting.
The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me.
Growing up, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Grown-ups do a lot of complaining!
Skating is tough to pick up when you are a grown up.
I loved Lucille Ball growing up.
In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.
T-Bird: FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!
Sympathy is charming, but it does not make up for pain.
You just wake up and make music.
I wanted to play some more grown-up music - jazz.
Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.
Writers wake up the world.
I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
Sin builds up. Forgiveness cleans up.
If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.
Growing up is made up of a million small moments in time, and one of the most painful is the moment you're severed from the whole, when you realise that your parent is complicated, and fallible and human.
A housewife's work has no results: it simply has to be done again. Bringing up children is not a real occupation, because children come up just the same, brought up or not.
