Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread them?
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try to impregnate you.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the eggheadedness.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.I tell you, you will not see the new beauty and the truth, until you make up your minds to spit.
Essays On Art, 1915 1933Work smart, stay informed, never give up, and great things will happen.
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