Quotes of: Messed-up Keyword

Sometimes children do not realize by how fragile a thread their security hangs. Perhaps it is as well they do not - most of them grow up before the thread can be broken.

Simply Magic

And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed.

Sunshine

I know you can dream your way through an otherwise fine life, and never wake up, which is what I almost did.

The Sportswriter

Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.

The Sandman, Vol. 6: Fables and Reflections

I am a fact factory. I make things you can’t make up.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

It’s hard when you’re missing your family. You wake up every morning like someone took one of your legs.

Shouldn't You Be in School?

She almost wished she smoked, so she could lie on the car’s hood, flick a lighter, and make up names for the constellations while nicotine burned her lungs.

Storm

Since when is failure more appealing? Never give up.

Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

positivity is the father of reinvention

And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?

Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d get to spend the whole time drawing.

This Book Title is Invisible

There are good reasons to learn how to read. Poetry isn't one of them... Why can't poets just say what they want to say and then shut up?

Okay for Now

Things have a life of their own," the gypsy proclaimed with a harsh accent. "It's simply a matter of waking up their souls.

One Hundred Years of Solitude

It turns out that you don't end up with the people you love; by definition, you end up with the ones who stay.

The Path of Minor Planets

What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts...

The Tempest

We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. I was in the crib, and she was playing cribbage in the nursing home.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up about life, but not about love. Or maybe I mixed that up.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Sometimes you really want to say "Duh," but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.

The True Meaning of Smekday

I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

This Book Has No Title

Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many more men.

This Book Has No Title

Relationships: If you put up with it, you’re going to end up with it. Set the standard you want and don’t settle for less.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience