I have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny.
The Hippopotamus PoolThe best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection. The cool part is one can stir the other.
I love Blue Ribbon CoffeeWith a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.
If I Die in a Combat Zone: Box Me Up and Ship Me HomeI didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad.
It's Kind of a Funny Story