Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I'm still going back outside tomorrow.
Shut Up and Kiss MeYou need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago...
SpitfireIt is a good man who stands up for his friends, but an honorable man who stands up for his enemies.
The Secret PrinceChange starts with YOU. When you step up, you invite others to step up, too.
The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of SassMam said I was growing up. I felt that I was dying.
Steampunk! An Anthology of Fantastically Rich and Strange StoriesA real patriot doesn’t unconditionally stick up for his government—he stands up for freedom.
So many chairs, and no time to sitThe smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousIf you're only using your bed for sleep, then don't bother waking up.
Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any SignNot knowing when to shut up was one of my greatest faults.
Take It Like A Man: The Autobiography Of Boy GeorgeIt was a sign of growing up, when the dark made no more difference to you than the day.
Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha