Quotes of: Messed-up Keyword

'Y' is about the weakest letter of all. 'Y' can't make up its mind if it's a vowel or a consonant, can it?

David Mitchell

I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

Demetri Martin

You grow up however, unfortunately, as the college years fly by, into a very exaggerated sense of your own capacities.

Donald G. Mitchell

My past is not pleasant; I grew up in a very tough town, Waterbury, Connecticut. I grew up in New York, too, but Waterbury was tougher.

Dylan McDermott

As an Irish person, there's a historical fascination with America: America is the default green and promised land for Irish people and Italians; that's what we grow up with.

Dylan Moran

Hope is the whisper of our soul. It is always with you. So never give up. Persist with love.

Debasish Mridha

We grew up in a very strange world, because my mother was up against it all when she had three black children.

Jaye Davidson

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

Jeff Dunham

It's impossible to walk through solid rock... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock.

J.M. Dattilo

Sometimes '30 Rock' was a struggle because I'd be doing the show and still be doing stand-up full-time.

Judah Friedlander

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

Janeane Garofalo

As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world.

Jill Greenberg

To be honest, I've never been a huge fan of American soap operas. I grew up Spanish, so I grew up watching a lot of novellas.

Julie Gonzalo

Failure is when you give up. A real winner is someone that doesn't give up, even when it feels like they are losing.

Joshua Hartzell

I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.

Johann Hari

The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps.

Johann Hari

There are so few people that wake up every day and go do something that they don't dread... I'm very lucky.

Jason Isbell

If you think black people have a motivation problem, open up a Wal-Mart and advertise a thousand jobs. Watch 5,000 people show up.

Jesse Jackson

When I was growing up, I was really into 'Rent' and I actually slept on the street in New York all night to get to sit in the first few rows for it.

Julia Jones

But the important thing is to lie down and fall asleep. That little nap means you wake up fresh again and can continue.

James Levine

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.

Jen Lancaster