I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly.
I did stand-up for a good number of years while I was still living in New York, and those people primarily knew me as 'the kid stand-up.'
When I wake up in the morning, I don't think of myself as being better than anybody else. I think of myself as a good hitter.
My golden rules for looking good are to moisturise to ridiculousness with a really rich moisturiser. And I always take my make-up off before going to bed.
I haven't seen the show, but when it was finished I felt good about what we had done. I don't know how it will stack up with Survival, but that'll be up to the critics.
My family put a lot of emphasis on homework, so there weren't too many comic books or video games for me, when I was growing up.
Every friendship goes through ups and downs. Dysfunctional patterns set in; external situations cause internal friction; you grow apart and then bounce back together.
I wake up every morning feeling lucky - which is driven by fear, no doubt, since I know it could all go away.
Civilization must stand up and combat the current collapse of governance, the rise of violence, and the spread of chaos and fear in many parts of the world.
No one is famous when they wake up in the morning, so it's nice seeing people in moments when they're just being themselves.
We're Americans. We shape our own future. Let's start by standing up for President Barack Obama.
Everyone goes through the ups and downs of living - fretting about the future, worrying about what happened. Music teaches us how to be in the moment.
Why have we had to invent Eden, to live submerged in the nostalgia of a lost paradise, to make up utopias, propose a future for ourselves?
My parents taught me to never give up and to always believe that my future could be whatever I dreamt it to be.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't know what to tell them.
When I wake up every morning, I thank God for the new day.
When I was growing up, we were taught in school that North Koreans, and especially the North Korean leadership, were all devils.
Everyone, when you're a teenager and you're growing up, you do feel like your life is dramatic enough to be on a TV screen, but we know that it's not.
There's something magical about putting yourself into life. You've got to stand up and take responsibility for your own life and you cannot abandon that.
