I go to bed when the kids go to bed because I get up when they get up at 5.
Growing up, my parents were my heroes, in the way they conducted their lives.
Wake Up At The Most Silent Time And Read The BIBLE.
There's certainly a huge element of luck in me ending up where I've ended up.
Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
Never give up, and never give in.
I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.
Most stand-up comics relish performing 'in one' - solo. They like the autonomy.
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
I like to look like a tomboy during the day and then a pin-up girl at night.
I've seen too many ups and downs in the movie industry.
He slides into second with a stand up double.
If you never give up, you'll be successful.
I had a lot of reading problems growing up.
I want to be Miss Universe when I grow up.
We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up.
When I was growing up, Green Day had just come out.
Growing up in a Mennonite background, there's not much media.
Growing up in Boston and dancing in the streets, you see a lot of things.
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
