Father: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Children: Ohhhhh. Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today? Mr. Creosote: Better. Maitre d': Better? Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
Grim Reaper: You are all dead. I am Death. Host: Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?
Lady Presenter: [after she and the other dinner guests have supposedly died after eating the salmon mousse] Hey, I didn't eat the mousse!
Headmaster: [while having sex with his wife, notices Carter is playing with something] Carter? Carter: Yes sir? Headmaster: What is it Carter? Carter: An ocarina, sir...
A mean person is one who would mean nothing with his words or even deed for his life is solely driven with a single motive to fulfill always his own greed.
Waterworld was the best time of my life. It was physically demanding, but it was fun. I mean, you're in Hawaii for nine months shooting on the water every day.
P57/8- one must seek to live with others in solidarity..only through communication can human life hold meaning.
My family absolutely comes first, and I don't mean that in a Pollyanna way. It's the focus of my life because it's what makes me happy.
In hindsight, I see the great value of family and how it moulded my life and kept me together. So now family means everything to me.
If life is a video game, then most of us have no chance of winning, if by winning you mean succeeding in a quest or saving a princess.
The consequences of decisions don't just affect spreadsheets... They affect, in fundamental ways, the lives of people and they often mean the difference between life and death.
One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation and compassion.
I have the greatest husband. The baby is my main focus right now. We're both so excited. I mean, this is definitely the happiest moment in my life.
I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life playing clubs, if that means I'm playing music that I believe in.
I've never gone on a date... If I've ever had a man in my life, it's because I know him well, and he really means something to me.
I was at the Smithsonian for twenty years, and I'm still at the Smithsonian as a curator emeritus, and I still plan to figure out what that means for me at this point in my life.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
One of the reasons people like romances is that they're artificially shaped to give a pattern and meaning. It's not as messy as everyday life or as difficult or thorny.
Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting.
When I want to show the kind of meanness people are capable of, to make it believable I find I have to tone it down. It's in real life that people are over the top.
