Hell is paved with good samaritans.
I had a very funny family.
The future is always a dystopia in movies.
Bio-technology is the science of the future.
There's no future in being poor.
Every dogma has its day.
My primary responsibility is to be funny.
Everybody's funny if you love them.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
You know, funny can be universal.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
