I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV.
I'm a staunch anti-Castro individual.
Laughter is a tranquilizer without after-effects.
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
I'm a huge Hunter S. Thompson fan.
I watch what I eat and drink.
One does not re-light a dead cigarette.
I was very adept at acquiring languages.
I started directing on 'The Wire.'
The geologic column is a bunch of balarky.
The geologic cycle is a bunch of balarky.
A man in loss is not a man to trust.
Loyalty is smart with patience.
A tap is a zero-length swipe.
I did a lot of hiking and I loved it.
This is my mind , i own it!
I get excited by landscape.
I have to laugh at myself.
Suffering degrades, embitters and enrages.
A doctor, a teacher and a politician have no caste.
We are limited by knowledge, not by courage.
