I'm not a very dark person.
I'm ballsy. Well, sometimes I'm ballsy.
Do what you're told, and everything will be all right.
Don't talk about it, be about it
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
The technology backbone is no longer an afterthought.
I'm thankful to have time to write.
I have huge chunks of time when I'm not working.
I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal.
My background was in performing originally.
Black graffiti on a black helicopter.
Life's a one way ticket
Reality is a life sentence.
Debra Winger blows me away, always.
I've always been very animated.
Jake Johnson is one of my oldest friends.
Even a rock moves on.
You're not a slave to those test audiences.
I'm a Red-baiter; I'm a witch-hunter if the witches are Communists.
The words of truth are always paradoxical.
Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.
