I'm a nudist at heart.
Italian-Americans are not the Mafia.
I'm such a closeted nerd.
I was not to the manor born.
I was freezing in that loincloth.
I'm such a diva on set.
There's no outdoing The Beatles.
A wig is a wig is a wig.
I'm not a loner at all.
It's weird not to be weird.
I have to be myself.
I'm not selfish at all.
I was a teacher once.
I'd love to be a rockstar.
Music is in my DNA!
I'm an interpreter of music.
I'm not much of a jokester.
The work is getting the work.
Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - when they speak, everyone listens. Because they're freaking hilarious.
Maya: Don't eat out, it's too dangerous.
If you die, angel, it means I'm already dead.