In the year 3000, everything will be instant.
I don't shave when I'm not working.
People get so tired of the '60s.
It's no fun being a specimen.
It must be hard interviewing actors.
I can't play a slave.
Your purpose is your why.
A rhyme doesn't make a song.
If it weren't for the Beatles, I would not be a musician.
I decided sitcoms weren't for me.
Dancing is kind of my thing.
Corrupted freemen are the worst of slaves.
I intend to be me. Whatever that is.
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
There will never be talking pictures.
I'd like to be a giant enabler.
I'm so happy when I'm working.
TV is my sleeping pill.
My favorite actor is Wallace Beery.
Why can't I be the adorable one?
There is no suspense in inevitability.
